Testa di lama No Plan Club
Just you, something too small, and a bad idea you were stupid enough to follow through.

Welcome to No Plan CluB

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THE FIRST RULE OF NO PLAN CLUB IS: YOU DO TALK ABOUT NO PLAN CLUB.

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WHAT WE DO

WE BUILD ADVENTURES THAT MAKE NO SENSE.

No Plan Club exists for one reason: to create adventures that shouldn't work — and then watch them work anyway.

Wrong vehicles. Long roads. Minimum support. Maximum chaos. Every adventure is designed around the idea that the best stories come from the worst plans.

Fuoristrada WRONG VEHICLE

Inadequate by design. The challenge is part of the adventure. If it feels like a bad idea, you're probably in the right place.

Mappa ZERO ITINERARY

Start. A few checkpoints. Finish. Everything in between is yours. You pick the bad detour. You deal with the result.

Martello REAL CHAOS

Not manufactured. Not curated. Actual, unpredictable, glorious chaos. Things go wrong. That's the material.

Bussola YOUR CALL

Every decision is yours. Every wrong turn is yours. Every story is yours. We set the mess. You make it memorable.

HOW IT WORKS

OUR PHILOSOPHY

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Bussola

SELF-MANAGED CHAOS

Every rider is responsible for their own adventure. We set the stage, you write the story. Breakdowns, detours, wrong roads, unexpected discoveries — all yours to deal with and all yours to keep.

Utensili

MINIMUM SUPPORT

We give you what you genuinely need: a briefing, an emergency contact, a GPS tracker so you know where everyone else is suffering. The rest is on you. That's not a bug — it's the whole point.

Mappa

HONEST ADVENTURE

No Plan Club doesn't sell experiences. It creates conditions. What happens inside those conditions is entirely up to the people who show up. We trust you to make it memorable.

NOW LIVE
NO PLAN CLUB #001
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VIETDUMB RACE

A stupidly epic ride. 50cc. All of Vietnam.

REGISTRATION OPEN

A point-to-point race across Vietnam on a 50cc semi-automatic scooter. No fixed route. No guides. No hand-holding. Just you, your machine, and a country that's way too big for what you're riding.

50cc semi-auto 14–16 days 30 riders max Vietnam From €950
DISCOVER THE RACE
COMING NEXT
BAD IDEAS DEPARTMENT
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MORE BAD IDEAS INCOMING.

Same spirit. Different mistakes. Nothing confirmed enough to look respectable.

COMING • SOMEDAY Binocolo

UNKNOWN EXPEDITION N.2

New country. New chaos.

COMING • PROBABLY Olio motore

WRONG VEHICLE FUCKERY III

Different machine. Same problem.

COMING • DEFINITELY Portachiavi con lama

NO PLAN CLUB X RIDE #004

We haven't decided yet. That's on brand.

NOT BEGGING YOU

STILL READING?

Smart people stopped a while ago. If you're still here, you already know which side you're on.

JOIN THE VIETDUMB RACE

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